When some adds you as a frnd on any IM, and it happens to be the name of someone you know, and you add it without verification… this is what happens. Italics note what I add in as a pointer here and there for the sake of the post.
do i know u
vishal.arora61: i dont knw
but i know u
u wrk for google
vishal.arora61: i hv seen u many times
my frnd is also working in google
actually i like u very much
vishal.arora61: u look so cute
me: and hwo is ur frnd?
vishal.arora61: does this matter?
me: thanks.. you seem to be rather generous with your compliments
ofcourse it does
vishal.arora61: will u come for a dinner with me?
vishal.arora61: then i m not going to tell his name
me: i said no cos u wouldn tel me his name
vishal.arora61: ha ha
obviously i wil tell u everything
me: well then shoot
vishal.arora61: his name is sanjeev
now tell me about urself
me: one min.. am stuck with emails
vishal.arora61: now tell me about urself
me: what do u want to know
vishal.arora61: whr do u stay?
me: in a house 😛
give me ur phone number
me: 100 (anusha contributes here)
vishal.arora61: hmm.. u r a gal
so pretty obvious answers
me: yeah i disappoint myself
vishal.arora61: so, u dissapoint the person u like very much
sry, who likes u very much (a serious lack of comprehension)
me: i said myself..comprehending skills need a lil sharpenin
vishal.arora61: i m ur fan dear
vishal.arora61: so i will be very happy if u come with me for dinner
me: i am on a diet, and generally skip dinner (This statement will not hold true ever.. and if you go arnd and n talk abt it, you will be declared mad)
u can join me at google and have lunch or brk fast maybe
we can call sanjeev also
vishal.arora61: no i wont
me: oh thats ok…
vishal.arora61: but cant we meet outside google?
if u r so figure concious….we will just chat ( lol…I actually like the way it sounds, me and figure conscious!)
me: hmmm… well will try but considerin that google pays me so much, i have to work (Declaration: U arent supposed to be making note of this, and this statement does not hold in court of law)
arent we chatting?
vishal.arora61: do they pay u for 24 hrs?
we will meet after ur office
me: hmmm… google pays 3 times what anyone else would pay for the kinda job we do
(Declaration: U arent supposed to be making note of this, and this statement does not hold in any court of law, in any state/county/country/or anything equivalent)
and am sure Sanjeev would have spoken to u abt it
me: so… are u at work?
vishal.arora61: so u r not willing to meet after ur office?
me: after my office.. or outside it?
vishal.arora61: may be at central…….
vishal.arora61: hyderabad central
or u suggest
but outiside google
me: oh,… so what is hyderabad central.. never heard of it? ( was there this time last week..lol)
i have actually not been out too much,, work keeps me busy
wat is ur office timing?
me: office timing.. ur frnd works here.. u dont know the timing?
And poor guy/gal has not come back. shall not do injustice by changing the username… letting it remain. after the chat, blocked the user and went on to post here followed by a high fat-high carb power lunch 😛
And for those of you who say, I played with feelings and all that bull shit, Like my buddy says,.. BACKOFF!!!!!!!!!!!